Script #1

Scene 1:
It starts out in alaska. There are a bunch of eskimos drilling for oil to power their slushy machine. They drill deeper than they ever have one day to discover a secret super stealthy tunnel. They follow the tunnel until they reach the end, by then it is so dark that they can't even see what is going on. Then out of no where an eskimo's head goes flying and blows up with blood shooting out everywhere. Somebody lights a candle to see the ferocious beast, THE WOMBAT!!! Wombats may be vegetarians, but they still have a passion to kill. For the rest of the eskimoes, the wombat does a super swift
sweep and takes all of them down to their knees. Then he spits out icecycles out of his mouth without thinking twice about it, from the cold arctic weather and plunges a guy in both of his eyes. Another eskimo, hidden behind the monster, tries to sneak up but he didn't realize that wombats can summon their super powers to read minds. And before the eskimo knew it, the wombat cut him
in half at his torso with its super rad claws of death. Wombat 37, Eskimoes 0

scene 2:
For the sake of the eskimoes safety they summon Frank Mirkowski (Greek for "Great Pain in Ass"). Frank puts on his super scuba gear and flies his invisible hovercraft skateboard to the oil site where the Wombat was known to live. He got there really fast since the hoverboard has rocket engines on it.
Which is totally awesome! As prepared as Frank was, he he still under estimated the Wombat technology. The Wombat had a suit he could wear that made him partially invisible and like 5 times more powerful than the average wombat. As Frank arrives at the spot, the Wombat shoots right out without thinking twice about it of the ground and knocks him off of his sweet hoverboard. Before Frank could even get up, the wombat does a triple D flip into the great wombat pounce and crushes Frank's chest. Frank then was parallyzed, but the Wombat didn't stop, he picked frank up by his hair and
ripped his head off which remained connected to the spinal cord that dangled back and forth in the air. Alaska was surely screwed, but then the Wombat realized how much Alaska kind of sucked and decided to travel to the Eastern lands. The wombat discovered much more area and later named it Canada, home of the pirates.

P.S. After writing this script i had nightmares that i was an eskimo for weeks and had to sleep with the lights on from fear of wombats biting my ankles. AWESOME!

 

In the streets of Tokyo, there were some ninja's and some pirate's fighting for control of the city. Then this lone wombat strolled by. The ninja's and pirate's were like "what ev" and kicked it aside. The wombat gets totally pissed. Then Tom Jones totally comes out and sings "What's new pussycat?" which totally pumps the audience up. The wombat with it's cunning speed popped like 24 boners and knocks all the ninja's back to nebraska. Since pirate's like boners, they were salvating and the wombat totally wails out on this guitar without thinking twice about it and there heads explode! Now Tom Jones is wailing with guitar which is totally awesome! Then the wombat flip out and kill Alan Thicke! Sweet!